Dear Gobshite Bros, Brian (no brains) and Brian (no balls)
Please can you tell me the secret to your negotiating strategy. I too have no money but unlike you I can not convince the bank to give me a loan. What is the secret??
I am so glad that the bail out money to the government includes money to bail out the banks so they will be able to bail out honest ordinary people who are left homeless by this whole mess............ some fookin hope.
I am a little disappointed that the former MERGER arrangement with Brussels (or should that be Berlin?) has not worked and that you have now agreed to a TAKEOVER by the European Central Bank (aka The Rothschild Family). When can we expect Mr Peter Sutherland installed as President and Mr Denis O'Brien as Taoiseach? As BILDERBERG members I presume that they have first refusal on these positions.......?
It is also a fantastic development that you have thought outside the box and that Irish people no longer have to wear trousers, since we will be doing so much bending over being shafted by IMF and ECB officials over the coming decade.
So that the Irish people can also demonstrate their ability to think outside the box, can you please legislate to allow us to pay our tax debts in cheese which you have designated as an acceptable currency? In this way we can expect a MASSIVE growth in our DAIRY INDUSTRY, small cottage industries (for cottage cheese I guess) and a return to ZERO UNEMPLOYMENT.
Great stuff lads!
Anyone going for a pint? I think Dumb and Dumber are buying with EU money......
